Artist Profile: Ella Langley – The Onion

Country star Ella Langley is breaking records with her hit song “Choosin’ Texas,” which has now topped the Billboard Hot 100 for 20 weeks. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist.

Announcement

Nepotism Connection: Child of God

Honors And Accolades: CMA Award For Female Vocalist Of The Year—Brunette Division

Greatest Achievement: Endured nearly four minutes in a vocal booth with Morgan Wallen

Signature Look: Alt-baiting

Meaning Behind Her Music: Trivia night’s over, and the bar’s singles mixer is starting

Country Bona Fides: Friends with multiple cows

Special Abilities: Bangs render her immune to psychic attacks

Politics: What about them?

Announcement

Person Standing Outside Her House At 3 A.M.: Taylor Swift