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The 78th Primetime Emmy Awards will air on Monday. The Onion shares everything you need to know about this year’s ceremony.
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Q: Who’s most likely to win?
A: Taylor Dearden is a favorite for Outstanding Attempt To Hide You’re A Cranston.
Q: What happens if someone’s speech goes too long?
A: They have to go on The Masked Singer.
Q: Who got the most nominations this year?
A: The 2025 Emmys broadcast.
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Q: Will there be any surprises?
A: You’ll be surprised how many people have Apple TV.
Q: What’s wriggling underneath that tarp?
A: Shhh, stop drawing attention to the non-acting nominees.
Q: When will the broadcast end?
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A: The moment someone utters “Palestine.”
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