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Trump Promises Americans $5,000 If GOP Maintains Control Of Congress

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Trump Promises Americans ,000 If GOP Maintains Control Of Congress
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President Trump promised a $5,000 “Trump Dividend” to every American adult should Republicans maintain control of both the House and the Senate after the midterm elections, which would likely cost over $1 trillion in total. What do you think?

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“Yes, bribery is crucial to American elections, but we mustn’t forget blackmail and extortion either.”

Ezra Clay, Avocado Pitter

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“Waiting to hear Chuck Schumer’s counteroffer before committing one way or another.”

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Laurel Zimmerman, Unemployed

“Throw in a little Yosemite, and you bought yourself a voter.”

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Alec Moss, Molecule Stabilizer



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