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Mark Zuckerberg’s Yacht Fails To Respond To Maritime Distress Call

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Mark Zuckerberg’s Yacht Fails To Respond To Maritime Distress Call
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After a megayacht owned by Mark Zuckerberg failed to respond to a distress signal from a skiff that had run out of fuel, a spokesperson for the centibillionaire claimed his crew did not hear the call for help. What do you think?

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“Hasn’t he helped the world enough?”

Nigella Howe, Sandal Innovator

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“I lose my morality at sea, too.”

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Matty Segura, Fabric Unraveler

“You don’t stay ultrarich with basic acts of kindness.”

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Herschel Moorehouse, Barbecue Supervisor



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