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GAINESVILLE, FL—Alarmed and disturbed by the sudden shift in tone, living room sources confirmed Thursday that local mother Jeanine Weaver’s remembrance of Sam Neill had taken a lewd turn. “He was a terrific actor, one of my favorites to watch—and mm, mm, what a man he was,” said the 62-year-old woman who got a faraway look in her eyes that suggested to sources that Weaver had forgotten they were even standing in the same room. “I’ll never forget the first time I saw Jurassic Park, or how it made me feel. I used to rewind that VHS tape again and again. Yes, yes. He knew what he was doing, strutting around in that little hat. You know, I always thought your father looked a bit like Sam Neill.” At press time, Weaver had retreated to her bedroom to rewatch Jurassic Park alone.
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