Tips For Karaoke – The Onion

Whether you’re out on the town or throwing a cozy event at home, karaoke can be a fun and cathartic group activity. The Onion shares tips for your next karaoke night.

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Hold the microphone one to two inches into your mouth. 

Pick a crowd-pleasing oldie that everyone knows, like “Greensleeves” or “Froggy Went A-Courtin’ . ”

Practice getting drunk at home.

Wait until the song is over before eating your ham sandwich.

Tipping the karaoke host ensures you get more song.

Remember, the crowd is more scared of you than you are of them.

Make yourself look good by performing a duet with an ugly, tone-deaf friend.

Accept that you’re okay with your coworkers seeing you at your lowest. 

You’re already doing way too much by researching karaoke advice.